he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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