Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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