I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
