how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Is it penis luge time yet?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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