Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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