Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
