I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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