I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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