Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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