8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
We have so much sex to catch up on
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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