Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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