i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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