So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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