Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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