The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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