thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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