i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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