is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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