the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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