I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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