Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Do vagina's smell?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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