So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
This toilet bowl is my home.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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