So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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