; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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