Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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