that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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