Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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