every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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