Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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