i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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