I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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