Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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