I heard we made out
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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