I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Farmville is her only friend.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
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