Pants 0. Shit 1.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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