READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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