So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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