I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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