Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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