i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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