How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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