I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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