so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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