So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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