living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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