you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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