K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
there is puke in my bra ... again
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