Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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vagina is talking i cant
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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