can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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