The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.