carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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