I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.