god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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