Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
She needs sedatives and a leash
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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