terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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