Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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