i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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