I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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