i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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