just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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