So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.