so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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